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Ray's avatar

This is one of your dumbest posts and a waste of my time. Keep this nonsense up and I’ll be unsubscribing.

Jack Raines's avatar

This is hilarious

Alex's avatar

Damn Ray chill hahaha

Grant Varner's avatar

OK, Substack police

William Oakley's avatar

Don't listen to this clown. I laughed a few times during this piece - big fan of your work, Jack. Create what you want regardless of the opinion of 'Ray' and folks like him. Persist!

vestege's avatar

a troll substack made u mad on Good Friday? Look inward and try to be happy

Coffee Guy Chris's avatar

A typical day in Cyberpunk 2077. Awful kind of the drone not to scan a profile of the interior of your new dwelling for targeted marketing purposes.

Alex's avatar

I loved this. Hilarious. Keep it coming. It's a sign of the evolution in your thinking.

I don't know much about much....but feels like Vonnegut a little bit??

Brendan Neff's avatar

If the market crashes today it will be blamed on this

Jack Raines's avatar

Markets closed on Good Friday!

Brendan Neff's avatar

I know, that was part of the joke. Monday then!

Brian's avatar

Jack - you need a vacation from tech. Come live with my Amish neighbors for a season. Milk some cows. Really. There is more to life. Let me know when you are coming. Original follower, Brian

El Jefe Gordo's avatar

Concerning amount of hot guy references here

Jimmy Bimmy's World of Terror's avatar

This is the funniest shit ever.

Abhilash Pani's avatar

now a fight of Jack Raines vs Jack Dorsey is i’m willing to bet on Polymarket

Demirel Ilgaz's avatar

Great article as usual Jack. THIS is exactly why I have built Coherence Guru - relationship intelligence for the last of us making real decisions.

Chris Rider's avatar

85% tax on income over 200k would be a dream. Love it.

Dbigkahunna's avatar

Glad to see the old Jack shitpost back. From the southwest edge of the Llano Estacado, in the Permian Basin on the east side of the Frankle City Highway in beautiful Gaines County Texas have a great weekend. You being in San Francisco the inspiration for shitpost should be off the chart. I have learned SF is not a place to die then try to get the body shipped to Lubbock Texas. Seems the funeral home and the local American office thinks the world ends about 26 miles of Oakland.